Best. Decision. Ever.

We just couldn't stay away from daddy, so we loaded up one day and moved in with him three weeks ahead of schedule. This was brilliant, and our hearts are no longer hurting. We spend our days playing games, watching Minecraft videos on YouTube, swimming, playing Minecraft, swimming, eating copious amounts of peanut butter and jelly, swimming, and exploring our new home. We've been to some cool restaurants and parks and the most beautiful Michael's parking lot you've ever seen. 

See? Remember that scene in Biodome where Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin say "Our home is the Garden of Eden!" That's what I think every time I go to Michaels. 

I've made about a million more bracelets and Happies, and I'm super excited about having a trunk show this fall.

In conclusion and in summary, the Woodlands Barnes & Noble staff recommends this. 

Chicken Pox for the Mother's Soul

I've reached the age where the books I read to my kids at my mom's house are about diseases my kids don't have to worry about. Yikes. 

Bookish

"Hey! I wanna swim with y'all!"

The kids and the cousins are having fun collecting rollie pollies and naming them things like Tree Hugger and Elizabeth. 

I told the kids that they couldn't play on the phone or computer after dinner. Jack called me out for reading on my mom's nook, which despite being just wrong (bc I'm the grown up and can do what I want) proves my point that nooks, kindles, and the like are still not the same as a regular old paper book. I love real books. They never run out of batteries, and it's way less scary to take them into the bathtub or pool. Also, my mom loved this particular book so much that after she read it on her nook she bought it in paperback. Surely that proves something. 

Jokes written today by Jack:

What does the Lion King order at Olive Garden? Heeey!! Lasaaannggaaa!

What state is the sassiest? Arkansass!

Owen made a list of what summer is about, but it isn't where he hid it. Here are some highlights:

- staying up late

- pranking your brother and sister

- NOT sleeping in

- playing all day long